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    12/21/2007

    听《花园酒店员工RAP》有感

              昨晚晚上,好夜了,准备关机训觉,KYO突然在MSN上面叫我:去GOOGLE下《花园酒店员工RAP》!好正啊!
              GOOGLE左出来............
              网上评价:
     一把销魂的女声,操着最地道的广东话粗口,吐出心头之愤,还要天衣无缝地将周星驰的对白插进背景,年度rap歌不作他选。
     
    《花园酒店员工RAP》
      
      流芳百世,遗臭万年,流芳百世,遗臭万年。
      
      等你斯文D讲一句,花园正扑街,等你再斯文D讲一句,花园正扑街。
      (男背景音:你仆街啊你,你唔好走啊你,你呀、你买定棺材啊你,你条气唔顺咩)
      
      二十几年建设广州花园酒店,到底五星级系乜野概念,人工高福利好,伙食好到你都估唔到,廿年既今日,我地乜都睇唔到。
      (男背景音:0甘即系冇计倾啦、0甘0者系冇计倾啦、0甘、0甘、0甘、0甘、0甘、0甘、0甘、0甘、0甘、0甘、0者、0者、0者、0者、0者、冇计倾啦)
      
      讲埋D乜鬼野员工为本,屌你班撚样,系度办晒大款,等我黎赠你一句说话,扑街啦。(女背景音:你快D去扑街啦)
      公交车都升到两蚊我地仲系千几蚊,屌你班憾家铲高层,你话我地0甘唔0甘,等我黎赠你一句说话,扑街啦。(女背景音:呃,真系有人扑街喔)
      
      你地话加人工,点解越加越少,讲埋D鬼撚野,你都唔怕俾人屌,同0甘苦,共患难,员工咩都同你撑,今时今日0甘既地步,就忍心捉我地撑,我地班员工个心,就越黎越淡,你地官僚主义既心态就越来越惯,揾埋D外行人,做埋D管理高层,专业D讲句就系一无所能,行左廿几年既制度,就乱Q0甘改,用左廿几年既设备,又唔见你去改。净系识得装修,就乜Q都话唔爱,几亿银两捻都唔捻就0甘掂落个海,难为D员工,就日日当牛0甘用,揾埋D财产,就养自己都未够用,唔系洗米落锅,就系供书教学,唔通你地个个都会觉得个心好安乐?
      (男背景音:就算杀左一个人,仲有千千万万个我,哦,你扑街啦)
      
      屌你班7头,唔需要火上加油,我今日就要屌你,屌你知道理由,要你实事求是做野出黎俾我地睇,点知永远都系0甘,企系度办傻仔。
      有银两你地净系识得乱Q禁洗,有无捻过班员工为你心0甘命抵,你地点去浪费,我地都唔Q同你计,一直为你地既所作所为痛哭流涕,我依家就要用支咪黎rap 住同你地计,你地唔洗去掘我亦都唔洗起我个底,话你知,你班衰人正一阴阳屎忽鬼,俾大家知道真相,我做乜Q都无所谓,0甘Q好既企业你话你地搞D乜出黎,搞到班员工依家唔似人,做鬼都唔似鬼,今时今日仲有班人够疆企出黎(男背景音:收皮啊你),做咩你又唔捻下,D人工越黎越少,搞埋D咩鬼野,经理接待员工日,讲一套做一套,最叻搵员工笨7。形式既野到处都系,实际既又唔多,有益既野就更加无乜印象会有人做过,装修后既问题,慢慢越黎越多,你班高层从来无人够疆企出黎认错。
      (男背景音:大佬,你唔好扯火住,呢个我老友黎既,等我黎同佢倾),
      
      D客投诉,最叻就即刻扮衰仔,0甘处理投诉问题真系死俾你地睇,佢地投诉你地,你地就乜Q都话得,我就大大声话你,无Q原则,依家我就教你点样揸住宗旨去做人,我依家就揸住张纸,屌你班西人,一个月3千几蚊出粮酒店屁呀,二星级同位0甘都可以相信,唔该你地去食屎,一介武夫最犀利既就系你地既表面功夫,我地最出名既一招叫做 XXX 。(兜兜按:谁听得出这句?)。
      
      五个月加埋都系0岩0岩够果三千蚊,蚊咬都无血跌亲仲要自己睇医生,你地究竟有无当过我地系人,你班废人小心得罪上边既神,0甘多有名既酒店都可以营业落去,唔该你地膛鸡还神,顺便将功赎罪,平均工资都未够扣我个人所得税,点解你忍心加埋一齐,俾人减落去,心都碎,一个个有血有肉既心,俾你地踩碎,我都唔想继续讲落去,好想将你地班扑街高层,由30楼掂晒落去,然后大声高呼,万岁,万岁,万万岁。
      (背景音:知唔知0甘做系唔0岩0架,知,知就拿拿声打个电话讲对唔住,唔系呀嘛)
     
     
     
    开头感觉好一般..............唔知点解............今日早上又听多次......................感觉..............
     
     
    感觉声音好似某位熟悉的人...............好耐没听过她的声音了...............虽然仔细听清楚还是有区别...............但是相似的声色又再使我想起她来...............

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